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Name: David
Country: United States
State: Wisconsin
Birthday: 6/25/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Well, when not fighting evil or training for good. I sleep. or video game. or read. or eat. or think about how wonderful kendall is. Sometimes I even study!
Expertise: I'm a Jedi Master. Head of the Jedi Council of Oconomowoc.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Retail
Message: message me
Member Since:
1/1/2004
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| I'm updating. With some news:
A brand new 3D camera!
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| The Millenium Intrepid is sick...
Problem:
The heat is permanently on. Full blast. Even in July.
Solution:
Remove the fuse to the heater blower.
Problem:
Light in trunk and the dome light seldom work.
Solution:
Dad: "You don't need 'em so they don't need fixing."
Problem:
Hood won't stay open.
Solution:
Steal the stick Dad uses to prop the hood up on his van.
Problem:
Headlights working at about 1/3 power. Also don't aim at road. (Yeah, the one aims upward)
Solution:
Wedge pieces of plastic and rubber in and around light to aim it at the road. Don't worry about how bright they are.
Dad: "You don't need to drive at night anyway"
Problem:
Broken hose. Broken on both ends. Disintigrates under human touch.
Solution:
Almost replace with garden hose. Later substituted with washing
machine hose. Doesn't fit, but it doesn't have holes in it
either. Currently three short pieces of hose are connected
together to form about 8" of repairs.
"What's it do, Dad?"
"Not much, it has holes in both ends, but your car still works, doesn't it?"
Problem:
Battery light comes on. Headlights go out. Dash lights go
out. Radio goes out. Power everything goes out.
Solution:
Dad: "You're not going to school for two more weeks, so we don't need to worry about it yet"
Problem:
Rear brakes make lots of noise. Break pads/Rotors probably dead.
Solution:
Ignore it. Maybe it'll go away.
"You know Dad, I didn't think your repairs got any better than when you
rigged the Acclaim so that it was literally held together by a nail and
some wire. That was cool."
"That's nothing. You should've seen the car after I put the
lawnmower blade in the engine. Drove that thing another two
years..."
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| Is there a doctor in the house?!
The Millenium Intrepid just farted out. No more. *cough, wheeze, sick*
And Dave is sad.
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| - Here you go Kim, hope you're happy.
listening to: Five Iron Frenzy
the last movie I watched was: Part of Ace Ventura 2. About 10 min. worth.
weird food I eat: Nothing as weird as what Kim eats. Cannibal.
on my head: Super Cool Glasses of Charisma +2
on my wrist: A scar. Ooo…the stories…
what I want for Christmas but won't get: A computer upgrade
secret talent: I can make my face red. *passing out*
I wish I could: Use the force…oh wait, I can. Put that up above for my talent.
Loser says: Octopus Cannon!!
my latest catch-phrase: Gadzooks! ?
drink of choice: hehehe…I mean, water
when I'm sad I: cry like a pansy
when I'm excited I: Wet the rug. (My dog taught me)
I've never *gasp!*: held my breath for ten minutes…*gasp!*
favorite starburst flavor: Red any day.
you'll most likely find me: sneaking up behind you. Boo!
last person I talked to: My mommie that doesn’t exist
born in: Wisconsin
went to high school in: Otown, Wisconsin
last thing I bought: junk food. Food point burning
last thing I lost: KOTOR
last thing I read: “last thing I read:”
glasses?: when I feel sophisticated/sexy
jeans or khakis?: giggle. Why bother?
film or digital?: stapler
pepsi or coke?: Pepsi. Make my stock go up
salty or sweet?: So sweet. If you don’t believe me…
bored yet?: Zzzz.
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Some people find me interesting. A few even find me to be entertaining. I'm actually quite boring.
Like this post.
How do people thing of things to write here anyway?
On another note, I've had two people tell me I do a great black person
today. Considering the...diversity...of my hometown, I think I'm
flattered.
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